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Snowmageddon!  Blizzaster!  That's all we have been hearing about on the news for the last two days.  Granted, this is forecasted to be the biggest snow storm in 44 years.  People are hitting the grocery stores and gas stations like they're going to be snowed in for weeks.  But this is Chicago.  We will survive this. We manage things here that no one else in the world could do.  We have a tank top & flip flop wearing day immediately followed by a jeans & sweatshirt day and we don't blink an eye.  We have snow, floods, hail and some of the windiest weather anywhere.  We can navigate our maze of expressways better than a hungry rat looking for his cheese.  We laugh at the sight of man-eating potholes as we circumvent around them with the skill of a nascar driver.  We deal with road construction that seems to be on an endless cycle.  We have been forced to watch the same Victory Auto Wreckers commercial for 30 years.  And if we can survive the pride of having the tallest building in North America turned into the embarrassment of calling it Willis Tower, we can survive this snow.  Get out your boots, gas up your snow blower and get the hot chocolate ready, people.  We will be fine.